Posted on Jun 18, 2010 in updates | No Comments

“Even the McNugget, that apotheosis of food facsimile, is stamped out of its processed chicken-amalgam paste to resemble “random” cuts of chicken; it tries to look like a food that may exist in nature (if nature had a deep fryer). But rings? It’s like the White Castle people were like, “You know what? Fuck nature. Fuck it. Make the chicken into fucking rings.”